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Forty-four minutes, says the IMDb.

Nice comment/userpic synergy.

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*Supporting Actress </thatguy>

Wait—you're supposed to fap to something? I can't do anything right.

♫ Love and friendship, having it all
Or maybe just a great pair of shoes!
One of them has to be Asian
Can they be good at their jobs? ♫

Um, foreskin is great.

Correction: Zoolander 2 got eight nominations (I know the Razzies' press release says nine, but they can't count for shit). #ThatGuy

I can think of one instance (there may be more) where they nominated a woman for Worst Actor, but for me to name the film would spoil the ending.

It was longlisted for five more: Picture, Actor for Will Smith (jointly with Suicide Squad), and Supporting Actress for Keira Knightley, Helen Mirren, and Kate Winslet.

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Balderdash!

Horsefeathers!

Codswallop!

Heresy!

Why wouldn't I know the titles?

I didn't get it.

Wrong. Out of the Vein is great and Ursa Major is decent.

No, it's the greatest album of all time.