LISA NEEDS FACIALS

[requisite Trump apologia]

*amused young man

*a front

*deserts

"Invisible" still bangs.

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The video title is "American Terrorist Christopher Cantwell balls his eyes out." What a way to go!

"The A.V. Club follows AP Style."

One time on Facebook people were gushing over The Giving Tree and I commented, "I've never gotten that book. What am I missing?" and someone replied, "A soul."

You got the right one, honey, 'cause I'm a crazy bitch! Please believe me!

Yeah, yo
No, no (Yeah!)

I feel so left out.

Why not? He's smart, he's loyal, and he's not a junkie.

The payoff of this Deconstructing Harry scene is worth the price of admission: http://youtu.be/FZVGhG59l3M.

I'll never understand guys for whom the vanilla fap isn't enough.

*don't

Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

Most people who claim to hate Smash Mouth and/or Sugar Ray just think they're supposed to. Sheep.

Third Eye Blind, the greatest album of 1997 or any other year.