I'm so squeamish about deliberate bonebreaking that I dreaded that trailer after my first viewing. Every audience I saw it with was audibly enthusiastic about it, though, so I was shocked to see it DOA at the box office.

See also http://youtu.be/Zb9ALstiXik.

I'm gonna start a band called the Brotherhood of Eta Smegma Pi for the sole purpose of making the 2017 list.

Just realized I had misattributed that anagram—it was Jeopardy! legend Bob Harris. That said, I wholeheartedly endorse your #DraftMoe movement.

I think we can all get behind that.

I'm unfamiliar with the term, but I'm a know-nothing whelp.

As John Moe (CORRECTION: Bob Harris) observed, "Make America Great Again" is an anagram of "I am a tackier mega-Reagan."

Seconded.

Towheaded means "blond," which Priebus isn't. </thatguy>

Hell, I'm still hoping to learn why Ben Affleck had obviously just been crying when he introduced Kanye West that time in 2013.

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I like Garden State but not "New Slang."

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Rotten Tomatoes somehow lists this review as fresh (UPDATE: They fixed it).

I'm keeping it updated here, by the way.

This actually is the first I've heard of her. I prefer literary porn to visual. I'm weird that way.

What's a trembler's chin?

I knew my morbid hobby would come in handy someday.

Jesus.