I guess I'm just a poor observer.

I mean, what specific features are they talking about?

What do people mean by "looking Jewish"?

Not only was The Brothers Grimsby a delight, there was no one in the auditorium to stop me from peeing into my empty soda cup.

Here you go, in chronological order:

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What mystifies me about his popularity is that he makes hedonism sound miserable.

Bill Dearth to Roger Ebert, 12/31/92: "I am writing in response to your criticism of Nick Nolte's accent in Lorenzo's Oil, on your television show. I was dialectician for Lorenzo's Oil, and having worked extensively with Mr. Nolte in the development of his accent, I can assure you that he created the real Augusto…

For me the implausible part is that Hobbes is the bottom.

The twist ending is really something.

It isn't in the same league as "Gallant Is Aroused; Goofus Is Horny," I grant you.

No, I'm guessing she picked it up from her time as a counselor in an all-male rehab facility.

I was all set to explain to my sixty-eight-year-old mom what "running a train" meant. Turned out she knew. So… that happened.

[requisite Jost apologia]

Not by me:

Wait—you're supposed to masturbate "to" something? I can't do anything right.

All of them. I'm a hermit.

Right? Elle King put out "Good Girls," plus I've had like two hundred orgasms.

That's what she said.

I straight gasped.