A few weeks ago I ordered a Moscow mule, and the bartender said, "We don't have the little copper mugs; is that okay?" and I replied, "Yes, and I hope I never care about that."

That's an intriguing order intro.

What did you think?

You've missed "Never You Mind" and "Gone to the Movies." Boo hiss.

We're called rantallions. Not cool.

Yeah, I knew that. Dude has great sperm, though.

On Friday I tweeted, "I can't get behind this 'annus horribilis' narrative. Let's get #GoodThingsAbout2016 going, yeah? I'll start: @ElleKingMusic's 'Good Girls.'"

Anyone who's seen The Last Supper can't feel good about this.

*Josh Ostrovsky

R.I.P. your hearing

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HOCH HECH!

Nope.

All I can tell you is that the C.K. one makes me much harder.

Yeah, I'm definitely in the minority on this. I dunno, "Vacay" puts it over the top for me.

Oh, okay.

NBC has vacillated between Klarvin and Clarvin as the lovahs' surname. America wants the truth.

"Chappelle's gonna… [f]uck… sheep… just because."

I don't get the "sports section" joke.

I especially love that his five-word Hindi phrase is a splice of two takes yet still mispronounced. The director must've just said, "Fuck it."

The Jemma sketches, ranked: