The subtitle is "A La La La La Long." And the lyric is clearly "…big brown eyes."

I don't get his Pitt impression. What's with that weird noise he makes?

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I think Mr. Bonejangles is a Boston terrier.

You're making this thirty-one-year-old feel elderly.

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Thanks!

Rest assured I don't brush my teeth.

Considering how uncomfortable it is to have a toothbrush in one's mouth, I don't get how fellatio even exists.

I thought he was playing "Taps" for Jimmy's dad.

The "Bing Bong" reference is over my head. Little help?

Mine is that she "liked" my answer to the Facebook comment "How big is your penis, Eamon?"

Not only does Victoria Jackson follow me on Disqus (I don't know why), I'm the only person she follows on Disqus.

[requisite Jost apologia]

Sexy vegan baby
I hope you had an awesome day
Did you help animals?
Of course ya did; you are wonderful
Now it's time to relax
And have some yummy vegan snacks
We'll eat salads and drink
Green smoothies are delicious, don't ya think?

I was with a woman last night, and she would not stop sucking my dick
I was with a woman last night, and she would not stop sucking my dick
She said that my vegan dick is the prettiest thing she's ever seen
What is it about vegan dicks that is so great?

How do you know if someone's vegan?
Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
How do you know if someone's vegan?
Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
How do you know if someone's vegan?
Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you
How do you know if someone's vegan?
Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you

Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly
Carnist men are sickly
Vegan men are dickly