How is her psychological wiring to blame for her having moved in with Jimmy?

But it's clear that this outburst is the unfortunate byproduct of something deeper, her "completely beyond-my-control wiring issues" as she puts it. Despite her frustration over it and insistence that there will be a lawsuit, there won't be because this is who she is for better or worse.

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How can it be tired when I just thought of it?

My paternal grandfather was an angelologist, so I've definitely had thoughts of seppuku.

I guess Zeppelin is pretty good if you like having an art-student type shriek at you about elves or whatever.

I dislike Creed, Fuel, Breaking Benjamin, Bon Jovi, and Led Zeppelin equally.

Standing still has always been uncomfortable for me—if I have to wait for a bus and there's nowhere to sit at the stop, I'll walk along the route rather than stand. During the taping, I didn't realize I was swaying, but enough of the Twittersphere complained about it that I had to wonder how many urinal neighbors I'd…

"Comedy writer" would certainly have been cooler than "housekeeper and freelance copyeditor," but I couldn't in good conscience claim my one publication credit (http://ow.ly/SWOBi) as a job.

If I told you how close my thought process got me to the right answer, it'd break your heart. Some days I can forgive myself, and some days I can't.

My father insists the original version of "Short People" lacks the bridge, and that the label "made" Randy Newman add it. There's no record of such a version, but still he insists.

Technically, "Phone Call" was first.

"Can't Complain" is the shit.

I like the Marcy one.

*Sean Nelson

"Thank U" is by Morissette; "Thank You" is by Dido. (For no apparent reason, "Thank U" is listed as "Thank You" on Morissette's best-of.)

If the spelling of Berenstain is blowing your mind, just wait until you find out about Wookiees.

How could you not ask him about Tanaka from Man Seeking Woman?!

How so? My archivist begs to differ.

Codswallop is forever. Besides, you're the one claiming I should hate myself for unspecified transgressions between 1998 and 2005.