The Levi/Cedric sketches are criminally underappreciated.

Not only do I like it, it's in my top five of his directorial efforts (and I've seen 'em all).

How is that pretentious?

A copy-pasted Weird Al lyric now constitutes a burn? Okay.

That I comment under my real name puts paid to that "shame and disgrace" business. Thanks for playing.

Here, this is a goodun: http://youtube.com/watch?v=….

I wish Spotify would add the uncensored version of Doing My Time.

Alan Tudyk bears a striking resemblance to Jeopardy! legend Ken Jennings. Just putting that out there.

*Guerrero Street

You are ungracious in defeat. If and when you achieve the maturity I've had since the late '80s, you'll realize that "All teenagers are fucking idiots" is a profoundly silly thing to say.

Maybe you'd be more perceptive if you hadn't squandered your salad days, as I didn't.

But seriously: You shouldn't take your bitterness out on those of us who didn't waste our teens.

I just got off the phone with my archivist—turns out I've never been a twat. You sound so silly!

I'm twenty-nine, and my only regret about my teens is that I didn't masturbate until I was sixteen and eleven-twelfths.

*with many exceptions

Correction: The current season of Inside Amy Schumer is the third.

http://theawl.com/2012/06/5…

Third Eye Blind's fifth album came out a week ago.

Same.

You're forgetting "Then the Morning Comes" (which peaked at #8 on the Billboard Hot 100) and "I'm a Believer" (#25).