It's fashionable round these parts to bag on Seth, but my only beef with him is that he all but stopped appearing in sketches.

I still want Sasheer Zamata to murder my vagina.

Awww, you think they're supermodels.

I have a team of cryptanalysts working on this thread.

You're already wrong.

*Guerrero

Keep in mind that David Sims doesn't really get comedy.

I want Sasheer Zamata to murder my vagina.

What a queerly specific fantasy.

"Zamata was in a ton of sketches for her maiden episode will undoubtedly look to prove her chops on the show the old-fashioned way, by being funny"? Am I having a stroke?

*valences

Actors?

Bring it on.

Paparazzo is the singular, paparazzi the plural.

*paparazzo

Why not?

I'd like to see a supercut of Jessica Fletcher almost getting murdered.

Underground hit is an oxymoron, like cool tattoo and Eamon Doyle's sleep patterns.

"Martin Scorsese"—actually, the "clean" version, "Martin Scorsese (PG-13)"—became a single after "Detachable."

"Kurt Cobain proved that hammering a hook into the wall at the end of a song—as he does on 'Smells Like Teen Spirit,' among others—is a way to simultaneously mock and celebrate the way pop tunes are imprinted through repetition. As if in answer, 'X-French Tee Shirt' simultaneously mocks and celebrates the way…