Cool story, assface.

Redundant much?

So cool how you guys can tell the future! Keep up the great work.

My 2010 epigram "Thought That Occasioned My Looking Up Kel Mitchell on Wikipedia":

It's a Christmas Story reference.

Haldiman thinks otherwise. But we're talking about Wiseau, so who the fuck knows, right?

Ah yes, the anomalously aerial shots in the "girl talk" sequence.

I'm responsible for "The TV that Johnny throws through the window hits the ground straight down, which is impossible given the angle at which he throws it. Moreover, in throwing the TV he breaks the window, but none of the window glass hits the ground."

Wiseau was referring to the character, not the actor.

*Chris-R

Or at least something like it.

In the words of Eddie Cornelius, it's too late to turn back now.

My top ten, subject to change:

Here's the uncensored version of the orgy sketch: http://vimeo.com/80118252.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=…

That's hot.

Fudge doesn't represent a school.

"Double," you mean.

*who she thought was dead

Oh good, they corrected it.