What kind of sick fuck drinks beer through a straw?

Definitely British.

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Changing tire with a floor jack is patently unfair. She needs to use the crappy, unstable, and dangerous jacks that come with the car.

This is why states have annual inspections. Some people are idiots, but others have no reason to take their car to a shop for ball joins, wheel bearings, & tie rods because most people don’t know how to identify when those parts are worn. And it’s not like they have the skill or know how to jack up the car and check…

You already know the answer...

Apparently, the owner stepped out of the car for a moment and the canine hopped on the pedal.

How the fuck is Blade Runner: 2049 not on this list? It’s probably the best world building sequel that doesn’t ruin the original film. The rest of this list is good though

I mean, that’s exactly what a shitface would do, KARL.

Equally impressive was being able to take a left turn in Jersey.

Also, you don’t have to peel them. The skins are also something you can “add” to mashed potatoes just by not leaving them out.

A few revelations in this article...

Soooo... you cut your potatoes AFTER you cook them while they are scalding hot? My question here would be... why? I dice them before I boil them and then get right to mashing after they are drained. It’s a lot easier than trying to cut boiling hot potatoes and anyway, diced potatoes…

Jeez... Look, if you take stuff out in public then you are risking its condition, because people are klutzes, well documented bug about humanity, and if you take it to a place where food or drink are served then you risk food or drink being spilled on it, because that is something that happens from time to time.…

Highly disappointed this isn’t a carrier that shoots lightning or that is powered by lightning, as I was led to believe by the headline

I agree that the Xterra driver was likely distracted but I don’t think the logs shifted backwards. It’s just the way they were loaded, overhanging the rear of the trailer. That’s what the orange flag on the end was for, to warn motorists, which it clearly failed to do.

As penetrable as the wall probably is, someone who’s planning a climbing trip and says they’ve done a lot of climbing probably exceeds most reasonable people’s definition of novice.

Shitty gift or deserved gift?

You’re not even trying. This is a big yellow dump truck.

Works for the Patriots.