I think its because Tinder is much more widely known. I didn’t know what grindr was.

“69-year-old driver” I called that as soon as I saw the Camry in the pool. Whats it with elderly drivers, Toyotas and confusing the gas and brake pedals— its so weird.

NEW INVADER ZIM?!!? 

The cinder block he was using was wrong type of jack stand and it was facing the wrong way to carry a load. 

Sorry...too close to K Street...it’s not just the faceless politicians you are serving. It’s the Association Staff, Think Tank Folks, etc. etc.  If you want to work in that area, you had better just learn to serve everyone, and count on a co-worker to cover a table those rare times you “just can’t.” But those times…

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

i dont have an issue with it, as long as they play with these:

It looks more like a Puma...

Fuck, yeah. They’d find me on the flight deck, sitting in the captain’s seat making prop plane noises and surrounded by empty mini bottles. My first words to the rescuers [maintenance folks] would either be “I’ll never get over Macho Grande.” or “Surely, you can’t be serious.”

Both are wrong, it’s mul-ti-verse, short i. Do you say u-nEYE-verse or u-nEE-verse? No, you don’t.

That may work on the table she was chatting with, but I imagine it would then get balanced out by the smaller tip she receives from the table that she was totally ignoring.

Uhhh...maybe at least wait until “Tony Hawk” gets there before jumping to conclusions?  Even if it isn’t the skater, it could just be some rando named Tony Hawk.  Pretty dumb way to run a service counter, if you ask me.

What do you think the percentage is of people who use a torque wrench on their lug nuts vs the people who tighten them until the wrench won’t move any more?

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

Basically, he’s trying to talk to the police that the people they are stopping, like these young lads on his football team. are human beings just like the police officers themselves (as in, hey, you and me ain’t no different just because you where a badge), with the unspoken explanation of “Why don’t you treat the…

Barry, I think a lot more than a few of these were trolls. God Bless the Trolls.

Wait... you want to put an electrical connection with electrical contacts under the car? Have you seen what happens under a car after its driven for awhile?  

One question: Did the Giants sweeten the deal a little?

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.