My feelings too. Changing a tire with a floor jack on concrete is like slicing through butter with a hot knife, whereas changing it with the stock jack on a gravel shoulder constantly aware it’ll only take one idiot who’s drunk/sleepy/texting to end your life is like cutting down the tallest tree in the forest…

This poll is so far from a scientific survey, it’s basically garbage. Essentially, you’re asking a group of people “hey, you just spent at least $25,000 on a purchase, do you like it enough to do it again?” Of course most people are going to answer in the affirmative, because it fuels their own ego. It’s like saying…

Uh, yeah. Because as you stated this is a one-time special occasion. So, if you can afford to splurge once in a half-century, might as well throw in a few more bucks for your server. Also, a restaurant that can serve a $250/shot scotch is likely very high-brow and so the servers are expected to perform at a much…

Tommy is a loving husband and father

One cursory look at r/justrolledintotheshop and you’ll first ask, “what idiot completely ignores screaming brakes?” Then you’ll go, “wait a minute, are they sharing the road with me?” and actually understand why we need inspections: for all the idiots who wouldn’t maintain their car’s basic safety features without…

Yeah, this guy wasn’t “checking” on his dog, he was playing with him or some other activity where he had to have his head turned 180° for more than 15 seconds to A.) not see the flashing blue lights before turning his head and B.) crash into said flashing blue lights sometime later due to inattention.

Actually, I care more about the guy who got his car slammed into. That could be his only way to work, his only way to get groceries, his only way to make doctor’s appointments, etc. Now, he’s looking at potentially being without a car for at least a few days before he is authorized to get a rental, and then after a…

Just don’t drive your Mercedes SLS on it, or you might end up with a virtually shredded tire.

William Shatner has a star. So, if he is known well enough as one character to qualify for a star, I believe the DeLorean would qualify too.

I can tell you why your parents don’t feel a Fit is safe, despite the fact just about every car sold in America goes through rigorous safety testing and come with required safety features. It’s the classic Boomer logic, the cars they grew up didn’t have seat belts or air bags or crumple zones, so bigger was better.…

Because this also seems like the first time someone posted a question like, “I’m every Jalopnik reader ever who has had a kid...”

One of my stray observations: Nathan advertises having passwords to both Hulu and HBO Max. The former is South Park’s current streaming home and the later, its future home.

Yeah, “premium” and “Mazda” already don’t go hand in hand for me. I have a 2010 Mazda6. It’s not a bad car and I enjoy driving it, but it could be better. I have the base model, with the dummy buttons and everything else that reminds you it’s the base model. Why do I have the base model? It was the only one available…

Just to add to this, in case anyone is curious:

The MTA really is hard to figure out for tourists. And no, not every train goes to the Empire State Building. Let’s just say you’re staying at an Air BnB in Williamsburg. The 5 closest lines are J,M,Z,G, and L. Of those 5, the only one that gets you remotely close to the Empire State Building is L, and even then it’s…

Oh, this is perfect.

A Beretta was my first car. All the nostalgia in the world can’t bring me to pony up that much money for a Beretta.

Being filmed is vastly different from this. You can take my picture and maybe you can even use facial recognition to track me as an anonymous person in the crowd (I’ve personally seen this demonstrated by security camera reps). But, when you step up to a kiosk, tell it who you are, what your passport number is, where…

Looks like some department over at DHS was in danger of having no new ideas to implement due to no new tactics used by terrorists lately. So, I guess they had to invent a problem.

It’s because those “some people” are likely comprised of misogynist douche bros who think their compensation truck needs a little more compensation. And I guarantee you most of them voted for Trump. So, if anything, Millennials are hating on these guys.