Say what you will, but I like that song. The rest of the ad can go to hell for drowning it out and editing it. 

Downtown revitalization is kind of a “damned if you do and damned if you don’t” issue with respect to highways. If you build an urban highway, you destroy neighborhoods and force more space to be used for parked car. If you don’t, people will opt to travel to the shopping center just off the beltway rather than…

Wait, there’s an option to prepay for gas? The only time I could ever see that being useful is if you’re flying in and have to drive an hour or more somewhere with almost no time to spare. Otherwise, you typically have enough gas to get somewhere close, or you have enough time to fill up. My favorite thing is when the…

I Just Bought The Holy Grail Of Jeep Grand Cherokees But It Has 260,000 Miles And Is Broken In The Middle Of Nowhere

It boggles my mind that in this day and age there is still a developed nation that collects taxes and gives a portion of that to a family that just happens to be decedents of someone who was married to the right person, who in turn was a descendant of another person with royal lineage, etc, etc.  

I clicked on this thinking it would reveal dirty trade secrets from food, medical, consumer safety, etc. and all it give is things on the internet and literature.

That’s like any other professional relationship. Sure, a doctor isn’t supposed to divulge your medical records, but if you come in with a gun shot wound and the police ask them about it, they’re going to let the police know about it.

This is why I buy generics at major drug stores (like CVS, Walgreen’s, etc). If they ever put anything on their shelf that is shown to be a fraud, that’s pretty much the end of their business model.

From one electrical engineer to another: You say “green wires are a fix”, I say, “There better be green wires connecting everything back to the panel grounding bar or it’s going on my field report.”

As someone who has spent every summer south of the Mason-Dixon line, you are wrong. Air Conditioning is the best car feature ever. At least cars without seat warmers have heat, so eve if you’re freezing your ass off for 15 minutes, eventually it will warm up enough. Without A/C, it doesn’t matter how many windows you…

As a man, I’m fully on board with parking for pregnant mothers. I’ll never have to know what it’s like to have another human growing inside you, so I’m willing to let them have a spot up front.

DKC was the very first video game I played SNES, or any Nintendo system, so it definitely blew me away with the graphics since up to that point I had only played Atari.

Yeah. It sounds like the guy got out with it in reverse and either immediately realized his mistake when he got out and it started moving or it was on enough of an incline where it didn’t take off right away. Once he figured out what happened, he pulled out the “the dog at my homework” excuse so he didn’t sound so…

Oh man, you got your priorities mixed up. IHOP has okay breakfast food, but anything from the Lunch & Dinner menu is just awful. Meanwhile, Waffle House is actually good. Every loves to make fun of Waffle House, but there is a reason why they stay in business despite 24 hours of daily overhead.

“I don’t eat a Chick-Fil-A because they donate to anti-LGBTQ organizations!”

Nowhere in Burger King’s advertisement did they use the word “vegan”. So, here’s a novel idea: if you really want a vegan meal, go to a restaurant that claims its food is vegan.

Thanksgiving, it’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is we overeat.

What’s interesting is that in many homes in the south, they have the turkey... and then it’s anybody’s guess as to what they’re serving. Some go the traditional route with the cranberry sauce and the stuffing. But others just make southern food; green beans, biscuits, mac and cheese, etc.

Anytime you do anything with Catholicism, it’s going to be long. Ditch the mass for a sunrise service. 30 minutes and your done, and if it’s a Baptist church, there’s usually a free breakfast afterwards.

One of my exes had a friend who invited us to some recruitment thing too. We went just to support him. Her sister had almost been financially ruined by selling Amway stuff in college and I know exactly how these things work, so no chance either of us were agreeing to anything that night.