There’s still time to rewrite the final act, too! Picture this. The toon squad is down by a point, 3 seconds left on the clock, they have the ball at their own goal line, no timeouts. The plan? inbound to LeBron (who is about to get double teamed and forced to use some caroony move like MJ). The problem? As soon as…

LeBron does make a good point. I mean, did Morey even stop to consider the fact LeBron, Silver, and other NBA players and execs are going to need to tighten their belt? I mean, how can they afford another 20,000 sq-ft vacation home in the Bahamas if the Chinese government shuts down their revenue stream just because…

I think you could submerge it in the ocean for 3 years and still be less rusty than project postal.

Johnstown. Where have I heard that recently? Oh yeah!

Geez. FUCK this guy. Seriously. In addition to thinking someone’s choice of hairstyle somehow tarnishes the reputation of his alma mater, he thinks tattoos and piercings are beyond the pail (but somehow women piercing their ears is probably expected by him), we shouldn’t say a positive word about any Muslim, and all re…

If you read the letter to the editor on children, they prefer it when adults have absolute control over children and can keep them quiet in public places.

My thoughts exactly. C’mon Max, that guy could reach up and touch the top of the Renault bed, try that with a Cat quarry/mining truck!

Related (since I now live in West Virginia), this one of the most hypocritical electric car owning groups ever: http://www.wveaa.org/ Why burn gasoline to power cars when you can burn coal! Nothing says “environmentally friendly” like thick smoke, mountain top removal mining, waste water held up by slurry dams that som…

Those 2 statements don’t agree when you live in a medium-size city.

Well, you know, except for the pesky dissidents who have to be sent to reeducation camps for doing unspeakable things like question an authoritarian regime, suggest the people have a say in government, and worst of all, dare to think of themselves as an individual.

2 DC sports teams mentioned in the Jamboroo before the actual football team is mentioned. That’s where we’re at now. Should’ve thrown in a reference to Ovi at the Nats game and the Mystics taking the championship to make it 4 other major league team mentioned before the Skins. Seriously, they are like the red headed…

I disagree. I would play that game all the time and would get together with a friend of mine and either with my brother (at my house) or his sister (at his) would play multi-payer for hours.

I don’t consider the town a “tourist trap”, it’s literally next door to the Great Smokey Mountains NP, so it’s a nice place to stay if you’re venturing into the park. However, just about everything to do in that town is indeed a tourist trap, except Hillbilly golf, that’s pretty fun.

Longest? About 14 miles each way, and that was for college

The DB5 registration in GoldenEye was BMT 214A, only 1 digit off from the one they previewed (BMT 216A). I wonder what the significance is.

This guy just likes digging a deep hole for himself. Unsworth’s lawyer basically goads him on to say pedophilia is one of the most heinous things you can be accused of. Why? Because he’ll bring that up in trial. If Elon is aware of the connotations of calling someone a “pedo”, then when he called Umsworth a “pedo…

Why? So even more illegal immigrants will be inclined to stay in the US knowing they can’t just return to Mexico?

WOW. From a legal standpoint, this guy did just about everything wrong. Even the Trump staffers had enough sense to say, “don’t continue this over text”, meanwhile Elon is emailing the most incriminating (from a civil standpoint) statements to a media corporation. I mean, his lawyers have to be pulling their hair out,…

I always liked the Indian Corn, adds a chocolate flavor to something that doesn’t have much a flavor beyond sweet.