It’s funny you mention coal mining. I just moved to West Virginia (yeah, yeah, make all the jokes you want, but I encourage you to spend a weekend in Charleston or Fayetteville taking in the outdoors and a little culture) and of course there’s a lot of small towns in the southern part of the state that are completely…

Not to mention (in the US anyway) most reputable financial firms will work with you if you contact them and say, “Hey, [I lost my job/Had an unexpected bill/Can’t work due to injury], can we work out something?” because not seeing a payment for a few months would be much better to them than having to reposes and send…

What’s with the comments about exhaust ports and proton torpedoes? That thing’s got a hole big enough for a ship to fly in and knock out the main reactor. You just need to get the shields down first or you’ll find yourself in a trap.

The term “fucked up her finger” in the title seems to be misplaced. Because, this is definitely more of a “almost cut her fucking finger off” situation.

Let me think, what would be the biggest insult to the cowboys? Oh yeah, if he ended up with the ‘Skins. But, as ‘Skins fan, I don’t want one of Jerry’s signature “but he’s good at football” wife-beaters in DC. We got enough questionable decision makers on the roster.

Yeah! Baltimore was an urban wasteland before Trump took office. But, one thing I can say that Trump never would is that the police are just as much to blame for the shittyness of that city as anyone else.

I always like to take these opportunities to post this SNL short:

I loved the Prometheus and Bob shorts. They genuinely had me belly laughing. That humor has always been up my alley and probably explains why I’m also a huge fan of the aformentioned Chris Farley as well as Monty Python and Mel Brooks.

You don’t think up an excuse for buying trendy sweet non-beer drinks, you bring up a pack of your favorite IPA/Stout/other bitter beer and just let them ring you up. They will inevitably conclude you are buying drinks for you and your significant other who can’t stand your taste in hoppy or dark beers.

“We’re excited about where this franchise is headed”

Not that this would make as good of a NASCAR bashing story, but from the perspective of other sports, this would be like if AT&T got wind that the Cowboys were going to re-brand where they play as “Dee Snyder Stadium” for one game and threw a hissy fit about it and threatened to remove their sponsorship of the…

Man, you know that’s gotta hurt when you can make Bahston sports fans wince with empathy.

“Men who see the skin of women might be aroused, so women must cover themselves up”

To add to this: I caused an accident one time by not realizing a traffic light was the light for the intersection I was approaching, which happened to be red. (Explanation below in case you’re curious how I managed to do that.)

What is it with idiots who cause accidents demanding the police to be called? I was driving on a 4 lane road once and got in the left lane to pass a truck just as I approached an intersection with the interstate ramps. This lady in a Mustang in the crossover decides to pull out (I knew she was watching the guy in…

Always always ALWAYS get insurance info if you were hit. Even with a rust-bucket you don’t intend to fix, because it’s not about the car.

I made this joke over at Deadspin, but it’ll probably die in the grays:

But what about, Barbados Slim?!

All jokes aside, this is one of the families in NASCAR that doesn’t need another tragedy in the early 21st century. I’m glad they were able to make it safely out of the plane.

Dang, beat me to it.