Can it be August 12 be over already?

Yeah, and a new Rocko special was on last week. I’m starting to think everyone who writes for Lifehacker is either over 45 or under 25, because there’s no way those 2 shows would have slipped past anyone who grew up in the 90's.

I recognized the Google Earth image before reading the article title or the text box. Born and raised in Charlottesville (where NRAO actually has their engineering office) its interesting when you realize that half the city is in the National Radio Quiet Zone. Also, I did a quick doodle of where the various radio…

Just to clarify, the primary mission isn’t looking for signs of intelligent life. Certainly if a radio wave was to make it to Earth, their telescopes might pick it up. However, the term “radio telescope” refers to equipment that observes the skies not by focusing visible light waves, but by focusing other waves on the…

The telescope that just happens to look like a satellite dish from the 1980's.

If you’re not a troll, I think you just got Kinja’d by scrolling into another article looking for the comment section.

Being on Jalopnik, I guess we all have our “I was going too fast stories”.

Um hello: ROCKO! and INVADER ZIM!

His only crime is apparently not knowing how to clean a car. Gimmie 30 seconds with a bucket, a sponge, and the cheapest car wash from Autozone, and I’ll have that bird poop gone.

Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel were always tweaked on parsley.

*Fuck da police

Beats rooting for the O’s.

That’s because ‘Skins fans can agree on Dan Snyder being just a terrible human and admit the team is a burning garbage pile because of him. Not like fans in Boston jerking it to a picture of Robert Kraft or cowboys fans putting Jerry at the top of their “Would have a Bud Light Lime with” list.

Jono:

Not a huge fan of fruity candies, so my top 5 would look something more like:

He might have just been kidding.

Edison was fond of that kind of “American humor” too.

And here I thought it was impossible to make the Chevy Malibu even less desirable. Learn something new every day!

Was he holding the phone? Because that will definitely get you pulled over in New York.

I think if I were a team manager and we were traveling to a neutral site an hour away, I’d just go ahead and bring both jerseys. Hard to bring the wrong one when you do that.