I would say I want to watch that, except I know the color commentator is going to be making the same remark along the lines of “the ball isn’t the only thing bouncing out there” every chance he gets.

Equinox does sound like a terrible, terrible idea. But this article has a tone like it was written by some dude-bro between reps at one of those open garage door gyms in an old warehouse

In case anyone is wondering if they really need to build a new ballpark to host an MLB game, the short answer is “no”. The long answer is, “can you imagine the outrage if they fundamentally transformed the “iconic” field of dreams field?! Of course they are going to build a new ballpark!”

Oddly, I’ve never heard of Sodexo. Maybe it’s more prevalent in the midwest or west coast, because on the east coat Aramark is pretty much synonymous with cafeterias and concessions.

Okay, who passed Salty the blunt before she wrote this response? Seriously, I can think of nothing more annoying to restaurant staff who want to get their cleaning and next day prep done so they can leave for the day than a customer strolling in at 10 ‘til and looking for the full dining experience. It slows down…

List of annoying people camping at tables in a crowded restaurant, ranked:

Or Mountain Dew

If we’re going to use biblical references (beast) and numbers (666), I could argue the Mazda 3 refers to the holy trinity and the Mazda CX7 refers to the seven angels in Revelations.

Even worse, from a Jalopnik-centric mindset, this probably makes working on your car even harder. The underdash on the driver side is usually where all the wires for the interior pass, and includes the interior fuse box, the power wires and usually the antenna to the radio, and the oh so magical “hot in accessory” and…

Is it just me, or is rich people complaining about the most minor of inconveniences and insulting other people just one of the most anal and shallow things ever?

Next year they should opt for the hot stone therapy instead of the hydrotherapy.

I mean on one hand it’s not a lot of money. But, on the other, it’s as if you realized you were about to run out of gas, so you parked in front of a random house, went to the shed around back, and helped yourself to most of a gallon of gas, making sure to spill a little on the front lawn to damage the grass. It’s…

I’d give anything to watch a press conference headed up by press secretary Gruden.

Why is this thumbnail mostly red with a bit of black.... oh it WYTS Raiders edition.

I’m gonna say it: Child Neglect.

I did something similar, but much easier at the NCAA tourney last year. We played the second game in a session that included dook in the first game. So, I bought a corner nosebleed on StubHub, got there in time to watch the second half and once the first game was over headed down to the lower level, which of course…

Yeah, I think it’s a result of the “win at any cost” mentality most football coaches all the way down to high school have. You could try to wrap up the running back carrying the ball OR you could simply clean his clock and possibly have him drop the ball when you turn his brain into a paddle-ball. And for that reason, …

So, you’re telling me no baseball fan has ever booed or shown disappointment with the opposing team advancing in some way?

Serious question: In Apollo 13, the astronauts are shown freely moving between the Command Module and the Service Module. Is this not really the case, or if it is, isn’t reasonable to consider that during their 45 minute bare ass sessions, the astronaut with a bag stuck to his ass could sequester himself from the rest…

Man, Yankees fans are sure going to be upset to have their view obstructed when they play at Citi Field. I mean, that’s the only reason for any actual fan to be in those seats anyway.