I had an apartment-mate in college that would steal food from the kitchen. It got to the point where I actually pad locked a Rubbermaid tote and he cracked the top forcing his way in! Ended up keeping my food in the bedroom from them on. Never found out exactly who it was I had a prime suspect based on character, but…

Ah Norfolk, you never miss an opportunity to show off.

On one hand, I like to be of the belief that if you bought your ticket, you should be able to cheer, react, and even heckle as long as you don’t get offensive.

Think of the truck series as the AA minor league to the cup series’ major league. The truck facade is gimmicky to be sure, but if you’ve never been to a AA game and watch them drive around the “rally pig” while the grounds crew runs out in french maid outfits and dances to “YMCA”, then you don’t know gimmicks!

I can see where the confusion between Thursday and Scherzday is.

Fuck tha Police

I’m not dead!

Wait, did David actually give praise of a manufacturer that was a direct competitor of AMC trucks? *GASP*

Seriously. He would turn off a video game with the justification he didn’t like the TV being on?

Naw, naw. That’s ignorant.

Yeah. Fortunately, I’m not this way, but I know of people who have to drink before getting on a plane because they can’t get over the fear that every little bump of turbulence is a sign that the plane is going down. I say let those people guzzle as much alcohol as they want, I don’t want their hands clutched onto the…

Obviously he was referring to the current activity most people engage in when not paying attention to a baseball game since he’s making a point about baseball stadiums in 2019. But in 1957 people could just as easily have been looking at a newspaper or talking to a friend or baking an 8 hour roast in an oven.

For those of you with Android 8 (Oreo), here’s the steps (since it’s not immediately obvious when you search online):

And this is why you do your parade in an open top bus with rubber floors and plastic seats.

Or anything the Midwest tries to pass off as “regional food”.

Oh good. For a minute there I thought you were going after the ‘80's cartoon before you reminded me that was Garfield and Friends.

He was voiced by Desiree Goyette (a woman) and had ridiculously long eye lashes. So, even though Nermal was a male cat, it almost seems both Jim Davis and the TV show casting went out of their way to make Nermal effeminate.

If everything within the server’s powers is good for the most part, I tend to tip well anyway, so there’s really nothing that will make me say “wow, that server is really personable, I should give them more” and yes ladies, if you’re really desperate for that extra cash and flirt with me, that’s still a no go.

Man, THIS all day. Do you know what won’t impress me and therefore won’t lead to a bigger tip? Showing off your perfect memory skills. Do you know what will piss me off and therefore lead to a smaller tip? Getting my order wrong and having to get the kitchen to redo it (at which point I always wonder if the cook will…