I grew up in the Mid-Atlantic. Thank God there was never a concerted effort to have our own pizza style. Every local pizza place just kinda had a lamer version of New York style, which was still better than most other regional styles.

Zack Hample buys Nikon D5 and begins researching how to make fake White Sox press passes

I’m going to lay out two scenarios here (and keep in mind scenario 1 is exaggerated to the story of one side to highlight the insanity here):

If this is true, then the cowboys should have an asterisk for finishing first in the NFC East after Alex Smith’s injury. But you know what? They shouldn’t have an asterisk, because it’s not their fault the ‘Skins have zero backup planning. That’s on Snyder and Allen.

Another thing to realize as men is that weight doesn’t tell the whole story. Men are more likely to pick up muscle tone even doing routine things (lifting boxes, turning wrenches, etc) let alone if you have an exercise regimen. And so we end up with bodies made of a mixture of fat and muscle that can be hard to…

Halfway through this post, I already had a reply in my mind, but then Drew put it in for me.

I compose work emails in Outlook and with a keyboard. Which is to say I can’t use Smart Compose, and also it’s nowhere nears as annoying as trying to type an entire email using my thumbs or a voice translator that’s about as dumb as a box a frocks.

Obligatory

Dear Patriots,

...with good visibility, on a hill climb not as dangerous, after the finish line, doing more of an exhibition than actual race prep.

Oh snap. I used to love Rock-A-Dile Red. Now to think that the same packets my mom and I were ripping open to extract the powder within is actually worth some serious money almost makes me want to search the basement floor underneath the pantry shelves.

I can also speak on behalf of the other side: dine-in customers. Specifically, at a counter order restaurant where delivery tends to be popular. I’ll begin in the parking lot:

This reminds me of the time they interrupted game 3 of the 1989 world series because of a dumb little earthquake. I mean, don’t people understand sports are more important than life-threatening natural disasters?!

Or sharing a name with a no talent ass clown.

...unless you’re doing a piece for pure entertainment value, then it’s okay apparently.

Don’t forget your towel, Drew!

There is only 1 intersection I encounter where I feel compelled to use the button (because I usually just wait for the green light, since there is always a car to trigger the light) and it’s one where there’s a left turn lane that gets an advanced green arrow. I’m trying to cross the street the left turn traffic turns…

The display might be cheap, but it would take 4 public works technicians and 1 public works supervisor approximately 2 full 8 hour work days to install at each intersection, costing about $3000 per intersection to install.

I’m going to theorize this is what happened:

Hey Norm, would you like to buy a scalp?