Gotta love the UVa apologists coming out of the woodwork. Here’s my take: Tony Bennett deserves the win, his guys deserve the win, they took what works for them and turned it into a national championship.

To be fair, Maryland’s most defining characteristic is putting so much over-hyped spice blend on their food that it glows in the dark.

Good thing she was being generously compensated by that free education for risking her legs!

Which I guess is why a sudden pin is even more of a let down. Like, is that the best you could come up with to end it?

What was he thinking being so far off the racing line? You have to go for the apex, my friend!

Here’s the thing: if you have steel wheels, you don’t really need to use a torque wrench, because over-tightening is not really a problem (unless you have a 4' breaker bar).

This was clearly not written by Drew. Had it been, it would have just been a list of hatable attributes for each team with him ultimately deciding on Virginia based on their style of play and how it’s not as much fun to watch.

There’s too many people on well water. And a bunch of them are the craziest of the crazy.

Which literally translates as:

A few years ago, I went to Baltimore with a group of people. I had been before, so I knew where most of the tourist things were, but there were some in the group who hadn’t been. So, we head towards the inner harbor and we pass by this large brick building. Someone says, “man what’s that huge run down factory?” to…

Wow, a list where Virginia actually comes out seemingly okay, probably because we have that stupid 20+ or 80 MPH reckless driving thing. Insurance companies knows both genders are equally afraid to excessively speed.

Oh man, I can’t wait for the annual Deadcast breaking down the bracket.

“Did you find the tray”

I know this is late (it just popped up in the quick navigation menu), but WHERE IS SPACEBALLS?!

Yeah, One-star reviews are for the following:

“Holy crap, why didn’t I think about becoming a boxer and kissing beautiful women on camera?”

Cross country (or mid-cross country), flying is better.

Their crime? Being football players for the HBCU in town. If they were fine upstanding white members of the Liberty football team, the officer would have pulled them over so he could get a selfie and then warn them they shouldn’t smoke that joint on the dashboard openly in the car, as there might be some real hard-ass…

It’s attributed to the coach, so I think he’s saying the police officers have the power to seriously screw up these kids lives despite doing nothing wrong.