+2 cases of polio

Here's the aftermath of Drake's non-obnoxious, non-crazy "manners". Now shut up.

The most reasonable explanation as to why Simmons won't work for Deadspin is that he's allergic to peanuts.

Lin is currently more than a shell?

When did Chevrolet stop caring?

I bet he sucks a mean dick, biblically.

Wrong. Goodell would suspend Oscar Taveras.

"GET OFF MY LAWN!" - Kobe Bryant

When it comes to being the moral compass of Kinja you sure know how to do it the right way. And by "the right way" I mean you know how to hoard all of the attention by telling others how they shouldn't seek to hoard attention.

Was Lynch penalized 15 yards for that tweet?

He REALLY wanted to do it, but he just couldn't rise to the occasion. What a let down.

+2 joints!

Do NASCAR fans embrace thsee shitty reality TV-style fights? it's cute watching these seat jockeys get "tough".

Use of caps lock means you have a feeble, desperate little brain and you most likely forward racist chain emails.

dammit kyle!

Thank you. As a Dodger fan I have no problem conceding when it's obvious that my team gets a favorable call. I pride myself on being as objective as possible when it comes to watching baseball because I love the game so damn much and I absolutely despise homer announcers - this is a byproduct of listening to Vin…

Makes sense. The Cards have exactly zero black players on their roster.

The D.A. dropped the charges against the 2 kangaroos citing that no jury of their peers could possibly render a legitimate verdict.

i'd really like to make the sex with her.

sounds like someone couldn't make it out of the Midwest like the more successful kids he grew up with.