+2 cases of polio

Here's the aftermath of Drake's non-obnoxious, non-crazy "manners". Now shut up.

The most reasonable explanation as to why Simmons won't work for Deadspin is that he's allergic to peanuts.

Lin is currently more than a shell?

When did Chevrolet stop caring?

I bet he sucks a mean dick, biblically.

Wrong. Goodell would suspend Oscar Taveras.

"GET OFF MY LAWN!" - Kobe Bryant

When it comes to being the moral compass of Kinja you sure know how to do it the right way. And by "the right way" I mean you know how to hoard all of the attention by telling others how they shouldn't seek to hoard attention.

Wait, if we're all sheeple does that make me a sherson?

Was Lynch penalized 15 yards for that tweet?

He REALLY wanted to do it, but he just couldn't rise to the occasion. What a let down.

+2 joints!

Do NASCAR fans embrace thsee shitty reality TV-style fights? it's cute watching these seat jockeys get "tough".

Use of caps lock means you have a feeble, desperate little brain and you most likely forward racist chain emails.

dammit kyle!

Thank you. As a Dodger fan I have no problem conceding when it's obvious that my team gets a favorable call. I pride myself on being as objective as possible when it comes to watching baseball because I love the game so damn much and I absolutely despise homer announcers - this is a byproduct of listening to Vin…

Makes sense. The Cards have exactly zero black players on their roster.

The D.A. dropped the charges against the 2 kangaroos citing that no jury of their peers could possibly render a legitimate verdict.

i'd really like to make the sex with her.