Please go on about how you live your life precisely to the word of the bible. No deviations or comprises at all. Modernity and advancement in science and the understanding of how the world actually works has had no impact on your life. Please, tell us how you fictional book is 100% accurate and walk us through a day…

Homosexual behavior exists in animals other than humans, are those animals not part of nature? Also, your god - which I can only assume is Zeus - created everything, including homosexuals, but "he" probably gets a hardon by contradicting himself. "He" probably also got off on the founding fathers of America owning and…

"What happens to McMahon's limo is McMahon's responsibility." - Vladimir Putin

You can't beat it, you can only hope to contain it.

If I were the male equivalent of Cleveland I would be stoked about landing any piece of ass. Beggers can't be choosers.

That greed you're complaining about exists in order to pay for the most expensive roster in the major leagues. You boycotting Dodger stadium will do nothing because the product is too good. This isn't the shitty McCourt Dodgers. Now that the team is rolling I'm guessing that DirecTV and the other cable providers will…

Suarez has no issues with being offensive. He seems to make a good living that way.

Big Paraguay! God dammit I'm dying right now. Bravo. Holy shit.

I elbowed a chick once, she loved it. Had to lotion up first though.

At least it was intentional!

Throw in the towel, bud.

A poignant reminder why we need to keep a close eye on those Germans.

Ask your doctor if Carlos Gomez is right for you. (side effects may include uncontrollable rage, chronic arrogance, unreasonable reactions to criticism, lack of self-control and dry mouth)

This might be the reason why Vin cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

Terrible taste in humor.

Yes. I'm aware of that fact. You see, I added that part in an effort to subtly drive home how detached and ignorant Dan Synder is.

Yes, you're completely wrong.

As a public display of goodwill Dan Snyder has decided to invite Native Americans from all over the country to the final home game of 2014 against the Cowboys. Tickets will be free and only Native Americans will be allowed to attend. As an extra show of thoughtfulness and generosity he has scheduled a promotional…

But...TRADITION!

Little known fact: Big Baby Davis earned his nickname after eating a really big baby in one sitting.