Ask your doctor if Carlos Gomez is right for you. (side effects may include uncontrollable rage, chronic arrogance, unreasonable reactions to criticism, lack of self-control and dry mouth)

This might be the reason why Vin cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

Terrible taste in humor.

Yes. I'm aware of that fact. You see, I added that part in an effort to subtly drive home how detached and ignorant Dan Synder is.

I dogsit my friend's puggle sometimes. He's kind of a dick. The puggle, that is.

Yes, you're completely wrong.

As a public display of goodwill Dan Snyder has decided to invite Native Americans from all over the country to the final home game of 2014 against the Cowboys. Tickets will be free and only Native Americans will be allowed to attend. As an extra show of thoughtfulness and generosity he has scheduled a promotional…

But...TRADITION!

Little known fact: Big Baby Davis earned his nickname after eating a really big baby in one sitting.

Would you look at that? Just look at it!

Yes, but you see, Brazilians speak Portuguese. My comment/joke was based on the premise that unemployed and underrepresented Brazilians are upset that their government spent billions of dollars on building the infrastructure to support the world cup. Want to take a stab at connecting the dots?

I hear there are a bunch of unemployed people in Brazil, too.

1) Kamikazes, 2) Steak tartare, 3) 3% tip: Which of these 3 is the biggest surprise to see on this receipt (fake or not).

Sucks that you can't even stand up for your people are earn back some pride after hundreds of years of domination. Don't you just love being boiled down to cartoonish characteristics? Grow a spine.

Good idea. Just sit back and wait for a dominated and subjugated native minority to rally against a multi-billion dollar industry and convince you (white, I'm assuming) to instantaneously change your perspective. You're an idiot.

Submissive and self-hating. That's what hundreds of years of domination will do to a people. Stand up for your people and stop allowing a bunch of greedy, dilusional white men to profit off of charicatures of you and you ancestors. Or don't, others will do it for you.

Coaches can always improve as the years go by because physical attributes don't mean anything in their profession. All athletes depreciate quickly due to their musculoskeletal limitations. I lost respect for Wilbon for this ignorant outburst. He completely missed the point and made himself look like an idiot.

"This is the Ray Lewis of dogs. His name is Stabby."

I'm pretty sure Sterling was just confused by Vinny Del Negro's last name, that's probably why he fired him. Simple mistake...right?

"He clearly wasn't celebrating the right way." - Cardinals fan