LOL. Yeah, sure guy.

And you became the joke. Congratulations!

Yeah, except... that's exactly what you and a hundred other web sites do. You pull content from somebody else, make a snarky comment, and watch the comments pour in. So... if Tosh.0 isn't funny... Jesus Christ, you guys are in trouble.

I think you're right on here. People are quick to lay the "bigot" moniker on Sam Sr., but it's not unreasonable to consider what perspective he's lived with his whole life.

Except he's no longer on the Cowboys practice squad.

Actually, it's not an issue to say "white songs" until it refers to someone being gay. Otherwise, it's perfectly acceptable.

Dafuq? The exact opposite it true there chief.

Or it's not. It could be just a southern woman ringing a dinner bell. But, race bait away.

This is the Gawker network of sites. Of course only blacks rang dinner bells, you racist fuck.

This is quite the scene. I understand alliances and politics today are different than they were in the 18th century, but it's still pretty incredible that Great Britain is playing a national anthem that is entirely about a country declaring independence and winning it from them.

As a human being, you're drunk.

I don't know, man. I'm pretty much all about shock and awe... up until the point you talk about KILLING SOMEONE. That's a bit much, IMO.

The stock market erased that dip in pretty short order. So... what did you do? I'm always curious why people blame staying in the market and pulling out at the bottom as "the media's fault for not telling me to pull out sooner." It never seems to occur to folks that if they left it alone in the first place, in 3 years…

These types of people should be fucking locked away. I will never understand why people insist on being bass ackwards when it comes to science simply because they want to be different and "enlightened." Sad, sad lives they live.

Except.... no. I'm quite certain the OP is very well aware that he/she has to work "incredibly hard to get what you want." Sometimes your best just isn't good enough, because you don't posses the talent to get there. Sometimes that can be acquired, other times, there's a limit to that.

This is one of our favorites at home. We call it "Tortilla Pizza." We use our toaster oven though. You can make a delicious, personal size tortilla pizza in 10 minutes. It's awesome.

Exactly my question. Looks like he's flagging down the beer man.

Ok, what the hell is this guy doing? Everyone else is watching Moustakas nearly die... this bro is flagging the beer man.

Yeah, you seem like you're all about the serious discussions. Time for another "your mom" joke?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.