OK - as long as they are also 2 miles away. 

Headphones and a blindfold would keep him from hearing or seeing all those people who are so mean to him, but a police escort alone will not. As usual, I expect he hasn’t thought this through.

Deadspin got rid of writers. Anything is possible in Fellers Field.

Span Feller. That is, one who fells spans. It fits with the actions to take out a bridge between news and participants.

Comments are gone from Kotaku.

Welcome to Maritime Law, where rules centuries old were written to protect shippers from economic harm. 

That was patched with a large pile of dirt, 100 times easier than this is going to be. 

If they were on the radio with the crew, there would have been time and it would have been close, but I think the bridge operators didn’t have radio contact (or cell phones, if anyone could hear above the paving work.)

This was around the top speed of most tugs, so they would barely be keeping up, much less being able to push. 

Spirit has a full time team of workers at Renton. Spirit has their own quality system and their own inspectors at Renton.

Yeah, it cools at around 5000 feet, so no doubt the main factor is to get the food into the mile high club first.

He can co-star with Sorbo.

You are likely to remain in a continuous downwind plume of infectious material of anyone infected, even if they aren’t to the point of exhibiting notable symptoms; this was seen as the cause of numerous core events at restaurants and among choir members.

Boeing identified badly installed rivets and returned the job of replacing them to Spirit. By the “rules” the fuselage had not been accepted by Boeing and was Spirit’s problem to deal with. Boeing never does anything to that door on their factory floor and has no process to deal with it. 

That task was almost certainly done by Spirit Aerosystems workers as part of their reworking the rivets. Spirit Aerosystems identified three contract workers they hired as the ones who did the rivet re-work. It is possible they, in turn, asked for help from other contract workers.

None of the weekend roundup seem to offer commenting.

He had an actual boarding pass, apparently for a flight that was overbooked, and was screened for weapons. This isn’t a TSA failure. This is a technology failure that allows duplication of a QR code by a moron with a phone to use as a boarding pass. 

In DC there are traffic circles that often enough had a lawn decoration consisting of a car missing the suspension. Just need to dial in the decorative stone work appropriately so the vehicle skids to a stop on its belly. I think a large water feature with a 12 inch deep pond over most of it might also be a help.

I always add soap flakes so Cilantro lovers don’t feel left out.

The wings are always in the same place. It’s the seats that vary in location.