The sad part is if he had called from his home or hotel and told his company that he was drunk, they would have diverted him to an alcohol treatment program and, on successful completion, he would still have a job. I think those diverted to addiction treatment programs still get some salary; not sure about the…

Bummer of a typo in the headline.

WHOOSH!

Do you think she’ll have a shot at early parole? 

She did load it with live ammunition and she failed to check properly that it was only dummy rounds. Not sure why the prosecution didn’t present these as clearly inseparable events.

That was as far from “making out” as possible. It was rape by a person with telekinesis.

Cop on cop violence is like a bum fight without the ethical problems.

People who don’t pay a small amount of taxes ruin their lives.

I was on a divided, limited access highway - three lanes in each direction. No expectation that any cow would be there. Didn’t even know it was a cow until I got close to the black lump.

Wait until you see what the Tooth Fairy makes with all those teeth. 

A diplomat literally can. Of course their home country may take some action on their own by calling them home and putting them in prison over there, so most are motivated not to kill anyone. But for traffic tickets? There are some NYC embassies that have run hundreds of thousands of dollars in parking and other fines…

Free vacation!

In this case it’s both. They are as delusional as can be and are sitting in the same end of the pool as flat Earthers and hollow Earthers. The train has left the station but their car wasn’t attached.

When I got out of college I found that the paper license I had been carrying was gone. I presume it found its way into a washing machine. So when I got a job in a new state I needed to take a driver’s test. Fortunately my parents came to visit and offered their car for the test. It too was from out of state. While…

Not sure about “could not see it.” I managed to not run over a black cow in the middle of unlit part of a highway at 10 pm in a rural area. The CRV certainly had reflectors that a cow does not. The cow, by the way, was resting after it appears a semi hit it.

I’m betting it landed on the Earth. It’s thin fiberglass over essentially a paper honeycomb core. Maybe the skin is 0.015 metal (3 sheets of paper thick) but more likely the fiberglass for dent resistance.

There’s no warning about when a bumper cover slides off. 

It’s an aerodynamic non-structural cover over a non-pressurized area mainly to increase fuel mileage and make the plane look slick while keeping fingers out of the flap actuator linkage. I think this is the plane that was originally sold to Continental Airways. It’s 25 years old.

Wait until you hear about how the voyage of Christopher Columbus turned out for a lot of people. Edge of your seat ending.

That’s it. Dammit. (Throws sequel in trash in an exaggerated fashion)