These "breaks" you mention, are they paid or unpaid? This will influence my vote.

The reason Annikin Skywalker turned to the dark side was because he was sick of all the othe Jedi's ragging on his Miata.

The vans were almost easier to spot than the old white Camry wagons from the 90s. You knew that if you saw a L300 in anything other than white, it was police, but white Camrys were a dime a dozen. At least they had to have the boot open. I live in the UK now, and the average speed cameras are a bitch, but at least…

I once saw a white AU Falcon wagon, with tools in the back and a couple of parts company stickers on the side (incl. NGK spark plugs). The only give away was the NZ Police logo on the driver's overalls. Sneaky bastards.

The "spot-the-cop" game in New Zealand used to be straightforward: Commodore (or sometimes Falcon) on steelies, often too many antennae, but then one day I saw a baby blue '06 Sonata turn on its lights and sirens. The game had changed. Since then I've seen all sorts of random staff. I felt like they were cheating,…

I know that feeling, but probably not to that degree. An overheating XK is a bit more worrying than an overheating BP.

Hooray! Validation! Take that, ex-girlfriend who complained about my swerving!

I have a (possibly irrational) fear of plastic bags and have been known to swerve wildly to avoid them. When I still had a car (an MX5. I live in London now and am car-less), I was worried that a plastic bag would plaster itself across the radiator, I wouldn't notice, and it would overheat. Not sure if that has ever…

You know, "modern adults", as opposed to your "classic adults", who don't like to make eye-contact and only have conversations about house prices.

Gold.

Due to obscure tax regulations, the Ferrari 208 GTB/GTS was only listed for sale in two countries: Italy, and my home, New Zealand. None came to NZ.

Aaaah, Bloodninja. LOLs from the 56k era.

HSV Maloo. Its already loud enough to not need to be too santa-pimped (maybe a green LED or two), there's plenty of room for presents in the tray and with a 6.2L LS3, it'll get round the world in no time. Also, because ute.

Just me, my old MX-5, top down, back home in NZ. SH 30 from Rotorua to Ohope (has some awesome views and some fun twisty sections), and finish the drive at the beach for a fat doobie. Funkadelic on the CD player, watching the world end.

Hmmmm, pre-1958. Yes, I think I would.

Peter "Perfect" the Aussie is one of my heroes and has been since I was a kid. I hadn't heard of the other one before, and unfortunately when the article was first posted, they had a picture of the Aussie at the top. I was concerned it was some sort of sick joke. They have since fixed it.

Aaaah, unfortunately when they first posted the article they had a photo of Brockey the racer at the top. May he rest in peace.

OK, so slightly confused by this. Peter Brock died in 2006...

From the C-pillar (and the lower glass-line), what we can make out of the tail-lights and the bumper, I reckon 06-9 Sonata is the best bet so far.

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