Next week from Giri:

Bless your heart.

Look at Cindy becoming a fully grown woman right in front of our eyes.

they had to cut down all those trees to get the car in there to take the video

And I thought we’d have to wait until Duke played in the first round of the NCAA tournament before we read about someone getting tripped up by an unranked opponent.

Didn’t know that. Thank you for informing me.

He flosses too hard with that wardrobe to worry about something this petty.

Always highl- oh wait.

He travelled.

He’s partying like it's 1979.

Fucking goddamn parenthesis truthers.

ASU SORORITY GIRL: Okay, girls! Say “Cheese!” on three!

Did the rules of baseball change?
I thought hitting a home run was the opposite of being shitty at your job.
I thought losing by 9 runs means you’re being shitty at your job.
Maybe you’re defending people who are shitty at their jobs, because you’re one. Solidarity and all that.
Am I applying your “logic” correctly?

Trout and Harper are very traditional Latin names.

Except for that part where that guy doesn’t even play for the Ravens anymore.

“Hey Siri” is available in many devices on iOS 9, so it’s not just specific to the 6s. I had it working on my iPad mini 3 and 6 Plus before I upgraded to the 6s Plus.

“Okay, two fries, four pepsis, one jumbo chili, three extra value double cheeseburger meals, and a fucking piece of shit. Would you like to mega size the fucking piece of shit?”

I’m impressed he ate a quarter. Johnny Manziel has yet to show he can even handle a nickel.