Apples and oranges to the umpteenth degree.

Haven’t seen the movie, but neither Cooper nor Gaga are substandard. They are literally among the standard-bearers in each of their respective careers.

Now the Rams fanbase can kick in on a GoFundMe campaign to reimburse Robey-Coleman for his $26,739 fine. Unfortunately, that’s gonna work out to about to $8,900 per person... 

Surprised that the Washington Capitals winning the Stanley Cup did not make this list. They finally got over the Penguins and celebrated for like four months. 

I’m a Rangers fan and all, but the Washington Capitals’ SC Championship and subsequent debauchery is unquestionably my favorite sports moment of the year.

Alex Ovechkin’s post-Cup celebrations tops any and all of these and it isn’t even close.

Now do a post about how terrible Dak Prescott is. I feel like I’m the only one who really knows.

“it seems that nearly everyone is pissed at Amazon right now.”

Add five games to Tom Wilson’s suspension for Malkin’s hit...

Aww somebody didn’t actually watch the game, cute

“Pi Mamba” is the best, dammit!

As a general DC sports fan, and a die hard Caps fan, I have been waiting for this moment for years. First of all, fuck all of you. Second, fuck all of those people who are chirping about how making a conference final doesn’t mean anything. Well, it was tough for us, SO BACK OFF. Finally, to Ovi and the rest of the…

In living rooms all across Pittsburgh, you can quietly hear the whispers of “Hollllltbbyyyy” interrupted only by choking sobs

Also, dirty plays go both ways in games/rivalries.. But in both of wilson’s hits the penguins player kinda seems like they fail to take the hit the right way. In one, the guy steps backward and turns a solid hit into a dangerously awkward one. Then Aston-Reese stands himself up and turns so that, again, a big hit…

Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

Man you Pitt fans sure love to internet lawyer the sport to death when the Pens lose.

Here’s what playoff hockey in Montreal and Detroit looks like: