Are you in Gillette Stadium?

People gather from all around to listen to rock music at McDonalds

Bruh, you need to grab an extra chill McFlurrie at your nearest Rock ‘n’ Roll McDonald's

Nah RHCP was easily the best part of that half time show.

Look how dumb you are

Shouldn’t you be bouncing on Jerry’s lap?

I live in Northern Virginia and 11 years ago, I spent 2 hours on a layover at the DFW airport. That is more time spent in Texas than most of the Cowboy fans I know here combined.

“He’s not doing anything about ISIS”

Do you notice that you are angrily replying to nobody?

Sean Peyton: [puts $1000 on the board next to Galette’s picture]

Wow, what a shit show.

Good luck hitting off Bartolo Colon; he leaves nothing on the plate.

He thought he wanted to kill himself after the embarrassment of the dunk, but realized it was just nuts.

Weis, man. Can't jump.

Bahh, I hate fan vote. Adam Jones should be a lock starter in AL OF.

had it unintentionally bounced off his head, and then landed in the net, it would've counted.

Try your hardest not to shit your pants or everyone will call you “that guy who shit his pants” until you get a new job.

Does an adult have the blue line, dotted line, red line dry erase board in their office? I hope the hell someone is married to a teacher.

Right foot landed, then came up, then landed again. Left foot isn’t even a question. Wizards ball with 5.1 seconds

will this do anything to alleviate the view of Winston in the publix eye?