Joe can you quit posting these fucking things? I’m convinced you consult a 13 year old for these jokes. At least I hope so. Fucking awful

Well, since you feel that way, as a Capitals fan, you’re welcome :)

You clearly haven’t watched him play this season.

It’s people looking to cause trouble by taking advantage of the tension around Freddie Gray’s death.

“This caused WBAL broadcaster to start handwringing over some smashed windows and traffic jams.”

Simmons’ sad bat drop is priceless.

Giannis, April 10th:

not sure if it’s an “egregious snub”. maybe honorable mention.

Superboyfriends win playoffs games.

But New York City doesn’t have teams that are even within the state. The Washington D.C. Daniel Snyders play deep in Maryland far from the tax base of the District.

And if you're wondering about those parents who are afraid to fly, John Calipari has already bought all of them cars.

With that on the Internet that guy will never find a consensual partner. Fortunately, he already attended Duke so nothing so nothing changed.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.…

I don't see why disagreeing with someone's lifestyle is a big deal. I'm sure you don't agree with his Christian lifestyle, hows that any different?

I love seeing good 'ol fashioned hip checks, but there is still nothing better than this hit Vladimir Konstantinov put on Claude Lemieux in Game 5 of the 1996 Western Conference Finals. It's too bad that his career was cut short because"Vladdie" was easily one of the best open-ice hitters to ever play the game.

chick on the right is definitely not a Pats fan, nothing deflated about those... AMIRITE?

TBH I've never tweeted someone I don't know but I don't get the last point at all. Someone creates a Twitter account with the sole purpose of putting their thoughts out into the world, to everyone and to anyone on Twitter - and then gets outraged if someone responds to that?

pulls on +1 lever

You and most other people in the world have different definitions of "clearly" I guess.

The dunk truthers are in fine form tonight.