don't forget STABBINGS, DOMESTIC ABUSE, and OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

Chicago isn't even close to being the best team in the East.

Had Beckham's circus catch been a standard, deep TD ball caught with two hands, this post would not exist.

Snakes on an Eh Plain.

I agree, Coors is the safest bet when having to choose from beers that aren't ice cold. I've noticed with Pasbt that after a few sips and as it slightly warms up, the taste completely changes and it's undrinkable (for me at least).

It's one thing to call mixtapes with little to no mixing "mixtapes." But there is no fucking way you can include these dudes in a conversation about "best DJs" along with people who actually DJ.

It's obvious how much you don't care by the way you wrote a big ass post addressing this. It's obvious how evolved you are by the way you generalize about an entire region. Nice work!

John Mayer is one of the best guitar players walking the planet earth, whatever you may think about the songs he writes.

"Remem....remem....do you remember that one time...when...uh....do you remember that one time when I gave that big trophy to that baseball guy?

Try Jezebel.

Royals fans: burning up their 20 years of goodwill in mere days.

Gosh, it's almost like they're playing in the world series or something!

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

Stikc ot sprots

Tigers shouldn't mess with Birds.

Er, well, I consider wasps to be the most beneficial insect in my garden, so I don't use them where wasps might be trapped. I'm nurturing a wasp nest on my garage side door right now. They have learned who I am so I can come and go just fine through the door.

WBAL reports he had just finished up an eight-hour blackjack session

Whatever you do, if you're younger than 30, know the difference between "your", "you're", and "you". :)

What a disgrace to the human race, all of them.

Good now we can put someone who can actually hit in the batting order