Is that really to scale? I mean, that thing looks ginormous...like, Hummer big. This could be interesting.

I guess I’m an ass, but I don’t have a lot of sympathy for this kind of attention-seeking. He’s courting. He claims to be undecided, then he claims to be “more” undecided. He’s not politically moderate in any thoughtful or rational way. He just wants people to look at him. He offers autographs while wearing a shirt…

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Then you saw the tiny mangled statue of liberty ...

Animated incorrect visual of Tsar Bomba, 1961

I live in Massachusetts. We honk if you don’t start rolling when we know the light is turning green.

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

Dude, I don’t know anything as far as, all-wheel drive. Like, what are our F-150s?

And this, children, is where crossovers come from.

My mind is boggled at the comments I’m reading down here. Everything from “he’s an asshole,” to “he doesn’t care about his kids safety.”

What. The. Fuck. Are you people serious?!

1. The kids seem to be having fun. Hell, I’d love to try this challenge. I dunno any kid that wouldn’t find this amusing.

2. The dad seems to…

Ever listen to Zed Zed Top while driving your Zed oh six?

i like saying polestar as if it rhymes with molester

I can’t wait for the new porsh panorama to come into the press fleet for a review

"Testler"(best while said in hick accent) instead of Tesla. :)

Ford, manufacturer of the Fiesta ST, Taurus SHO, Mustang EcoBoost, and Focus RS, isn’t keeping using a consistent naming strategy with the Fusion Sport? Weird.

Initial thoughts:

I see this every morning. So, here’s my take:

What is the relationship between difficulty and being bad at something? Chess is hard and I suck at it. Does me sucking make chess easier?

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.