I think red is a horrible color for sports cars and that more sports cars need to be not red.

I don’t care what you say - this is awesome.

Admit it; You just did that to make it easier to repair.

Jeep’s new stair decent mode will ensure you find the best parking at mall/school.

The 4runner TRD Pro is significantly cheaper. It’s probably a better vehicle all around and about as capable off-road.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

COTD

Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

Do you reserve this commentary for GM? Or do you think the Highlander has what it takes to tackle the Scottish Highlands? Or the Explorer to do any true exploring? Or the Pathfinder to find rugged paths through mountain passes?

The ridges at the bottom & roundness of the lens makes me think of a 2006+ Mitsubishi Eclipse. It looks like there’s more headlight missing to the left. Here’s some of my pictures of the lens.

As a cyclist jalop I approve this heroic effort.

I will never own a car with televisions for the passengers. It doesn’t even make life easier. Now you have to have the “turning off the TV” fight when it’s time to get out of the car.

Limousine and Chauffeur Show in Atlantic City in 1988.

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

marauder

Haha. No, not a Grand Cherokee, this is better than that. A Wrangler for sure.

But would it be as fun, or as much of an accomplishment?