I am SO happy that I've given up on real sex entirely, so I can focus on VR sex. It's truly the future of never interacting with a real person. ;-p

To be fair it's not like he's a fan of Christians either.

I don't know. Ask Flav.

I would pay hard earned cash for a device like that.

Except for the part where retailers aren't going to lower prices once they're paying fewer credit card fees. Pass the savings on? Yeah, right. The customer will save nothing and rich, white dudes will get richer.

I strongly suspect they quoted the pre-tax price.

It's actually 20.5% tax, which makes the actual price of the BevMo Jack $24.51. How do I know this? This handy-dandy app: http://liquorwa.appspot.com/ . It's invaluable when you're in the store, trying to figure out the real costs.

I came up here from Oregon to be with a guy and we broke up and I'm staying. I LOVE IT HERE. And I straight up lived in Downtown Portland. Vancouver is HOME.

What part of the state are you in? Because I live in Vancouver so I basically don't buy liquor here ever.

NNnnno.. here in PA, we've got a 6% sales tax at point-of-sale, and there's an 18% tax that is applied before that (Johnstown Flood relief tax, yes that one, from about 100 years ago).
http://www.johnstownfloodtax.com/

Now to get rid of the headphones.

While I agree that the best thing the US and its allies could do in the Middle East is to provide education and opportunities to young, disaffected youth, we continue to live in a violent, tumultuous world.

It's all volunteers in this effort. Surely you can do without the Z-Index volume?

The description of this post as "fact-checking" needs to be fact-checked.

"Someone should tell Taylor Swift about stop-and-frisk, or poverty levels, or the effects of school budget cuts, or people of color being pushed out of the neighborhoods they have populated for decades because of condos and Ted Talks."

You're demanding an awful lot from a bubblegum pop singer.

It's a little confusing to me that Facebook and Apple's move to cover egg freezing is getting this same "but it's not enough!" cry from everyone when they already offer other great benefits for parents:

"Facebook already provides four months of paid paternity and maternity — same-sex couples included — and $4,000 in…

As an Asian who has spent most his life squatting over pit toilets, I consider the Sitting Toilet Constipation (STC) to be a status symbol, like gout and high-heel toes.

Have you tried it, tho? It makes for a good poop experience.

Not to be trumped by Salt-n-Pepa's "Let's talk about Clap, baby"