*cough*

GMC Syclone

That’s not the real Tupac. He just inherited the Instagram account from the previous Tupac. He also wasn’t the real Tupac. His name was Cummerbund. The real Tupuc has been retired 15 years and is living like a king in Patagonia.  

Negative equity rollover

Hmm, apparently both are Right.

So they took a regular frame, made it have a taller ride, and added a couple more jumper seats to say it now sits 7.

Let me guess: the fucking Patriots are going to get him for a song.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

It’s the NFL...they put people in a combine.

[Adjusts spectacles] Wages and earnings are tricky.

Communism is just a red herring. Just like DB Cooper!!!!1! It was Tim Curry!

Yo no voy avenir a mi vendedor local de Buick.

Since it’s Aeromexico, best to avoid allegations of Hollywood white-washing. I propose Benecio del Toro and Antonio Bandereas. Salma Hayek can be the pilot’s wife who’s at home just waiting for Antonio to come home after his last flight before retirement. Jimmy Smits as the stressed out air traffic controller.

My first thought looking at their streetfighter was, “Oh, a new Buell.”

I wonder if Harley is regretting that they screwed up Buell? 

Does rust just follow you around?

Front loading washer.

I get the impression from comments here that capitalism and the law of supply and demand are Challenging concepts, and people would rather Charge ahead and Demonize the Intrepid guy who does understand them.

The Most Painful Thing For Chris Paul’s Opponents Is Getting Punched In The Dick

Sadly, those are only available in the Competition Supreme Chalupa edition, coming Summer 2019.