The meth heads have that thing chopped and shipped everywhere by now. Bakersfield is a shithole. Actually that’s not fair to actual shitholes. They should be called Bakersfields when they’re bad.

Bottom photo is the best interior !

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Am I alone in thinking this is the ugliest Civic in Honda’s history? It looks like the previous Civic model had sex with a Prius.

I will never not star a burn on bakersfield or stockton.

I’ve only had one true “barn find” incident in my life personally. I was about 18 years old and worked for JC Penney. During my lunch one summer, I was looking through the Dallas Times Herald’s car classifieds and saw “Old Mercury for Sale. Make offer.” with the phone number. It was late in the day, on a Friday, but I…

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Mmmm. Cateredham.

damnit.... I thought I was the only one. I need to be special

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

I have a ton of marital sex, though it’s just with myself.

Quickly followed up by the study:

“Research shows married couples actively lie about their sex life to not appear like shadowy husks of their former selves to the rest of the world.”

Not worth it, you need more cash than that to keep the Land Rover running...

Their Ferrari Testarossa replica is pathetic.