Shirley PD can't be serious. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

So in 41 states, anyone with a driver’s license can drive an Elio now!

Oh no sir, we definitely sold all of those cars! You betcha we did!

So lack of reliability can kill car culture instead?

AWACS on, AWACS off.

solid write-up, only quibbles. some pics show gloves, some don’t. this is a job that won’t rip nitrile usually and is also excessively dirty so where gloves for the duration.

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

Particularly the engine, which holds explosions.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

“It’s also a BMW, so people will assume it’s broken down.”

e39 owner here. They would assume correctly.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

best quote from one of the mechanics I used to work with:

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers

But getting the seeds out of the permagranate is such a pain in the ass.

There is no clutch on a motorcycle! You only have two pedals - one for gear shifting and one for brakes. There is no room left for clutch! /s

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I dnt play them games

Seriously. Wonderful, naturally-aspirated engine, (relatively) reasonable maintenance costs for an M-car, 6-speed only, and it just has this subtle, badass look to it. It’s like the classy gentleman of performance cars, and BMW hasn’t made anything like it every since. The E60 M5 was ugly and had loads of problems…

I think we just figured out where all those unused copies of Nickelback’s last CD went.