Can I just say, that as a BMW driver who always - ALWAYS - uses his turn signal, I weep a little bit inside when I read these comments.

Why do I love my car?

Be warned, if I walk out to someone fucking with my car, regardless of your “good intentions,” I’m pants-ing you and requiring you to do the walk of shame without pants, aka “The Doug.”

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.

Because they don’t like being at the service department every week?

This is why pets should be banned from airplanes. Service animals aside, your pooch doesn't trump my right to breathe.

I can’t buy the new dodge neon?

RON PAUL 2012!!

This:

Westfield Sei, for men who want handjobs from women they’ve just paid

I hear those things are awfully loud.

I like that your tl;dr section was only a line shorter than your main section lol

SLOTH LOVE ANDREW

As one of Wyoming’s friendly but frigid neighbors, I can confirm. Always stay in your car.

The trucks sell so fast, he went to plaid!

if you want to go that new, I’ll still take a 929

Mitsu Diamante for me.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

“Not likely.”