Mmmm. Cateredham.

damnit.... I thought I was the only one. I need to be special

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Not worth it, you need more cash than that to keep the Land Rover running...

Their Ferrari Testarossa replica is pathetic.

Shirley PD can't be serious. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

So in 41 states, anyone with a driver’s license can drive an Elio now!

Oh no sir, we definitely sold all of those cars! You betcha we did!

So lack of reliability can kill car culture instead?

solid write-up, only quibbles. some pics show gloves, some don’t. this is a job that won’t rip nitrile usually and is also excessively dirty so where gloves for the duration.

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

Particularly the engine, which holds explosions.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

“It’s also a BMW, so people will assume it’s broken down.”

e39 owner here. They would assume correctly.

Seems vans are good at carrying a lot of things, including momentum.