I like that your tl;dr section was only a line shorter than your main section lol

SLOTH LOVE ANDREW

As one of Wyoming’s friendly but frigid neighbors, I can confirm. Always stay in your car.

The trucks sell so fast, he went to plaid!

if you want to go that new, I’ll still take a 929

Mitsu Diamante for me.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

“Not likely.”

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

“Our pathfinder, with the worst transmission known to man,”

Ever seen Behind Enemy Lines? The badass team leader always wears a track suit.

This is bad.

Black 2012-present Ford Focus (SEL or higher for chrome trim)

I want my click back.

WOW.... Probably didn’t feel like much. Once you’ve seen a CNC water jet mill an aluminum ingot into a 3D object you stop wanting to mess with high pressure water.

Yes. All of this. My Jan 2 birthday kid cost me over $8,000 because he was too lazy to be born on time.

Because they ran out of Headbolts, they tried the oness from the LS and they didn’t want to go through that again

This is in a rest stop in Wyoming.

Nice try, Paul.