Gloves? He must be a Proctologist, and his license plate probably reads “ASSMAN.”

She was a teen in Atlantic City? You can hit a soft 17 there, you know

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

At least she didn’t want to name the baby Pocamyhontas.

You could at least provide a picture! ;-)

For $1,000 you can have a truck that you knead to drive.

Let’s face it. This car was and would be nothing without that engine.

Except in California. We have fewer rights.

“my sister just proved to me that gluten free pancakes can be delicious”

I have kids. They don’t care what the clock says. This hour means less than nothing for me.

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

I have lived in Washington State for the better part of my life, and I agree, 100%. As you mentioned, Oregon has the same laws, and it is obnoxious. Especially if you forget, and start to get out to pump your own gas... They get uppity.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

I love how ever time Bill Murray sees this movie, he will call Kelly Lynch’s husband (Mitch Glazer) and give him play-by-play when Dalton bones his wife. Murray even called him once from freakin’ RUSSIA!