so nobody carries jumper cables in their cars? did you ask any one around?

(back when an attendant would pump the gas for you)

I applaud your ability to somehow be 10% of the way out of the gray.

My car has a huge torque ratio, if you know what I mean ;)

ooooo, not so keen.

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

You’re on the wrong site. Jezebel is that way ====>.

EASY...call all of it bullshit.

It’s both! It’s like having your cake and eating some poo.

Obviously for Leonardo DaVinci. Except he wouldn’t drive it, he would just sit there flapping the doors and waiting for it to fly.

Very impreshive...

Doug, you too can can reminisce about the many alternative repairs that may be performed on Audis!

Trail mix is just m&m’s with obstacles.

...because they’re ugly, mostly.

Oregon’s statewide speed limit of 65...which only exists on limited access freeways. rural highways are 55. Fifty. fucking. five. It’s mind numbing to drive here.

These are Oregon Salmon Plates. I wonder which cramped Pearl District condo complex this GT2RS is parked at.

We might be the same person.

You should see if he would do an AMA, that would be cool

They can pry my glorious N54 straight-six out of my cold dead hands, after I mistake the accelerator for the brake and plow through a Walgreens storefront at 11 in the morning.