I was just thinking that, started scrolling, and you beat me to it. He knows who let him out, because they’re showing who does that in notifications now. To them, they show it. That’s a little social media’ish! LOL

Yep, the Bears could use—

Just dump both of them in gen pop and let the inmates handle it. One iron clad rule in prison you don’t mess with kids. Any lawyer that tries to defend them should wear a mask.

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

So you have X5M drivetrain tuned by REVO and can’t do steering wheel staihg when going straight - typical eastern europe

Unlike the six or seven-barred western weapons this weapon has an amazing eleven barrels.

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

Lawsuit?  How about felony child endangerment?

I used to, but then my doctor told me it was taking too many years off my life, so I had to give it up. Now I just drink a handle of whisky a day. It’s healthier in every way.

Except i the case of the racist Michigan cop who proudly framed and posted the KKK application in his home.

A classic for people in the know from Michigan:

“Hello, Wilbur.”

Why don’t they all just sound like the Jetson’s car? Everyone knows it and it’s already perfect.

Um...I'm confused.  Whose side are we on again?

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Why is the president talking about AIDS? STICK TO SPORTS!