I am baffled at the studios that keep giving Jared Leto lead roles.

“What channel is the Twitter on? I’m missing Tucker’s show!”

You know they can always restart the Expanse....oh wait diverse cast, messages about corporate greed, real science...

Nah! I think what he did was perfect. He made people all over the country who have been bullied or are being bullied happy. Call people out for that sh*t. There are kids right now who are being bullied who can look at his example and feel, “one day I will be somebody and they will be sorry.” Plus, I don’t think he was…

Shit I’d create a twitter account just so I could delete it for Disney money

The delicious irony that even after getting in bed with right wing detritus, her new audience still thinks her too “woke” for their blood. 

She coulda had the Disney corporation delivering dump trucks of cash to her house on a routine basis, but she wanted to be mad online, instead. I would delete my Twitter account for Disney money. I would delete my Twitter account for Lifetime television money. I would delete my Twitter account for $20 actually.

I know we are supposed to be laughing at Republicans being divided and fucking everything up. But they have been operating this way since the Tea Party came in and created a split in 2010. They are blatantly disinterested in governing.  Full stop. And yet they hold the House.

In other news: Tory Lanez being touted as top pick for the lead in the Yosemite Sam movie:

Parsa said she feared for her safety if she stayed with Walker. But Dr. Jerry Mungadze, Walker’s therapist, convinced her to remain in the relationship. Mungadze assigned her the role of Walker’s “savior...the only person who could get through” to him, Parsa said, and disclosed to her just how serious Walker’s…

Goatsemate!

One issue? ONE ISSUE?!?! Are you fricking serious right now?!? Privacy rights, abortion rights, gun control, labor and unionization issues, the missing middle class, LGBTQ issues, unchecked military spending, immigration, getting lobbyist payoff money out of Washington, etc. etc. etc. They consistently failed to pass…

That’s nice, Joe. What are you, specifically, going to do about it? Oh, this was it? Well, fuck you Joe.

fucking virgin

Even armed police are too afraid to confront shooters. But republicans demand teachers lay down their lives to stop shooters. Armed police hesitate to attack shooters, yet this mad country thinks training 5 year olds to attack with scissors is the answer.

The way they say he was “contained” is so bizarre.  He was contained....in a roomful of children he was killing.

At least now I understand Abbott’s anti choice stance on abortion. If you’re gonna let this many kids get slaughtered on the reg, you really need a plan for backfilling their positions.

This is the republican mindset pathology: It happened to me, therefore it is a real problem. It happens to others? Not a problem.

You know what would actually help, doing something to materially help people. This is not going to be the big boost they think it is.

A Florida wildlife officer will put the bridge down. It has a taste for boaters now.