Any car design that doesn't account for a front license plate holder being screwed onto it by the dealer is actually a bad car design. 

You never know, it could end up being a poorly disguised Renault with cheap leather and a 35K price tag.

Pepperidge Farms remembers 9/11

No, you’re fine, the list explicitly states that is for the 4-door car. You have a hatchback, it’s totally cool.
 
TIL that the Nissan Versa Note is considered a station wagon?!?! 

I’d but this solely for whatever form Radwood takes. Buy some Peb Boys seat covers and struts and call it done.

Reverse: These started showing up on lampposts soon after.

If I had anything to do with the programming that holds this site together, I’d have probably made it far worse by now. 

Having worked at a grocery store; these things will likely come back cleaner than they have ever been, by virtue of being required to be cleaned for a change.

No, we will not have Mexico opening, we will close Mexico. I don’t think it’s coincidence that someone named Westbrook (sounds Spanish to me) is discussing Mexico. If Labrador Obra Din has a problem with that, he can feel the wrath of my tariffs and beautiful long words. It’s time Mexico started manufacturing…

I have a full cost spreadsheet from a few months back that I need to bring up to date!

Wouldn’t they be more likely to make it count at a more competitive price?

Looking for a deal on a Tacoma

A 40% pay cut is catastrophic for an awful lot of people.

People living paycheck to paycheck are exactly the people who go out and buy new F-150s with 72 month financing. 

“Cops can be extremely stupid, but they aren’t that dumb.”

Cops can be extremely stupid, but they aren’t that dumb.

Holy shit. Light the Torch Signal (it better be a torch)... we finally have an explanation for the world of Cars.

They were calling it ‘Boober Eats’ until Uber threatened to sue. Not kidding.

Well, he certainly didn’t miss anyone.

You’re assuming they read past literally the second sentence.