I don’t think you understand what a final drive ratio is bud.

I can’t stand the thought of some innocent guy thinking I’m an asshole on accident. I want to earn my label as an asshole.

Great, another area where classic Porsche prices are gonna get stupid.

I knew Jack Feces. Jack Feces was my friend. You Jason Torchinsky, are no Jack Feces.

No, the eagles all have one head.

you should have focused your efforts on patenting the mind ray extraction device first, then you wouldn’t be in this boat.

SIDEBAR: When the fuck did it become fashionable to proudly cop to not having the patience to fucking read?

I totally agree.

I hate to be the one to tell you this Justin, but you have ran afoul of the Tweet Police.

Obligatory: OK, BOOMER.

The operation was a success but the patient died. 

1st gear: I hope when the eventual film of this is made, they get Rowan Atkinson to play Ghosn.

You had me at “Quadrasteer Burb” 

Bloomberg is what Republicans used to be. That rich guy you don’t really like, but you know he’ll get shit done, balance the budget and keep the trains running on time.

Come to think of it, billionaires can’t buy Bloomberg either.

It was on fire? 

“Corporations are people too.”

We’d like to promptly announce we are pulling all operations out of Washington state. - BMW.

It looks nothing like that.