Who took away your fucking Snickers?  

I’m sorry that you feel marginalized by pet owners.

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

They are better company than most people, to be fair.

More like you're a dumbass who put himself permanently on the "fucked" list.

The “thieves” are just opening up the faucet of trickle-down economics

If you can’t fit two kids and their associated junk in a 3600lb crossover with 35 cubic feet of trunk, you might be an American.

Hold on. Does that mean Elon might have... lied? About my $100 down payment getting me a Cybertruck just like that one?!

The Mach-E for both being boring and upsetting the worst group of car enthusiats; Mustang Fans 

There are a few that easily take the cake (Silverado HD, Cybertruck, new Tahoe, X7, Mach E), but I’d like everyone to not forget about this fucking mess of a design. It’s the equivalent of a shitty mcmansion in car-form.

Surprising since I always knew Pirelli tires sucked. There is a zero chance that any of their tires will get nero one of my cars ever again.

For what it’s worth, the Taurus SHO and Flex Limited have excellent HID projector lamps. Sorry, had.

Since when was a Delta 88 basic and no frills? My parents had a ton of those things, they had all sorts of fancy features for the time. And really weirdly loud clocks.

Found Sam Raimi’s secret Kinja account.

If the busses are packed, it is working.

Peace out PG

You guys know there is an option to search only titles, right? That’s the way to do Craigslist right... that way you avoid the “keywords” that every ad uses

...(clicks ad for $25 nearly new car) ... “Son of a bitch!!!  $25,000?!?!?  What a rip-off!!!”.

Extremely difficult indeed. Let’s see if I have what it takes. Here it goes: