how dare you besmirch my writing by implying that this take is good

I like unions because I like having weekends.

For sure. If you twisted my arm and absolutely made me write a complaint about my Focus ST, the only thing I could possibly come up with is that it’s pretty small in the boot. Going grocery shopping involves leaving the kids home, or having to go more than once a week. You need that back seat space to take all of what…

“If you aren’t reflexively anti-union in 2019, you’re probably an idiot.”<—-this is an idea whose time has passed.

This is the classic Beetle version of the Honda Motocompo.

That’s because the Taurus was a full size car with a mid size interior.

Exactly. The problem is that the Trax and Ecosport suck.

Eliminating less expensive options is a great way to lock out younger buyers from your brand before they have the job/income to afford your more expensive options. Instead, they will become loyal to whatever brand their first car is... which isn’t going to be yours any more. Seem like a very short-sighted solution, as…

Ford Mustang Mustang

How do we convince Dad’s to buy an electric crossover?

This is Jalop-worthy economics.

“the new Motorola Razr will clock in at the eye-popping price of $1,500 retail (still less than foldable competitors Samsung Galaxy Fold at $1,980 or more and Huawei Mate X at $2,420)”

I keep the adapter permanently attached to my headphones

I suppose one of its best feature is growing a second right hand for you to take a selfie? 

This was a terrible mistake by the Ford marketing team. They insisted on writing his name as Miles; and the French hated it. If they had used his initials as Ken wished, km, the French would have accepted him.

Everybody in Star Wars is actually a Grim Face Harley guy who rides in any weather with no helmet

This was the largest aspect ratio Disney could afford. Should they, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

I’m glad he pulled over. It’s very dangerous to have a high speed chaise in an area with so many pedestrians. 

I just want a Barra Falcon! but a V8 will do in a pinch